I Swear I Used To Be Tan...

I swear I haven't always been albino. 

Swear!

In fact, I used to think I never could be so pale.

Wrong wrong wrong wrong

I need some sun BADLY!!!!

Curse my birth control patch... Technically I am not allowed to tan with

 the patch as it can deactivate the whole birth control part.

That's usually an important part.

So my options are being;

 tan and pregnant 

or 

pale and baby-less

So it looks like it will be awhile more till I can look like this again...

Sigh....